It Enthusiasts Gifts

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Gen-Next Library

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"