It Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"The network just crashed, hire 5000 millennials immediately."

'Help!'

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

'No, they're not kids on a field trip. They're from our IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days.'

"It's okay, I'm free from IT support."

"Switch it off and switch it on again, that will be $85."

"It's not good."

Switch it off and switch it on again

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"Hmm. . . I think I see your problem. . ."

"Your computer's hard drive has gone soft."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"If you can't repair it, Bill Gates Jr, there'll be no class today!"

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

You shoul dhave had these wires lagged!

'He's our computer expert.'

'. . . download the top bales, then upload them into the barn...got it?'

'Hester, we have a problem.'

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

"I'll give you a moment."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'