Information Enthusiasts Gifts

'You're suffering from information overload. I'm going to give you some booklets describing the problem.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"They grow up so fast."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Create some buzz!

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Likes: $2.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Man doing a search on a computer

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'