Information Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'You're suffering from information overload. I'm going to give you some booklets describing the problem.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"They grow up so fast."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Likes: $2.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Man doing a search on a computer

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'