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'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Google Magazine

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Too Much Information

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"They grow up so fast."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."