Know-it-all Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'

'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Here's MY information highway!'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Gold versus Knowledge

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'