Know-it-all Enthusiast Prints

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'

'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'

"Must you always have an answer?"

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Here's MY information highway!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'