Know-it-all Appreciator Prints

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Big business is not evil

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Gold versus Knowledge

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Try letting go."

Meaning of Life $5.00

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Intellectual support animal

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once.'

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'