Intellectual Appreciator Prints

Intellectual support animal

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Final words on gravestones.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

James Joyce.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Big business is not evil

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Late-Onset Epiphany

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

John Banville

"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"I just love your use of lying"

Wilhelm Dilthey

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Mary McCarthy.

Fly Mimes.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

Einstein's brain.

A thinker seeing his own thought.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."

'Why don't they ever get us to test nice stuff, like new ice-cream flavours or video games...'