Intellectual Appreciator Mugs

Intellectual support animal

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Final words on gravestones.

James Joyce.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Big business is not evil

Late-Onset Epiphany

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

John Banville

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I just love your use of lying"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Wilhelm Dilthey

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

Fly Mimes.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

A thinker seeing his own thought.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"Every time he's right, he does that."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

Mensa / womensa toilets.

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."