Insight Appreciator Mugs

Late-Onset Epiphany

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat Burglar

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"My kid could do that."

Two stressed drinking birds

Big business is not evil

'What if I promise not to look?'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

'What is your husband's income?'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Figure of Eight

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."