Insight Appreciator Gifts

Late-Onset Epiphany

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat Burglar

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

"My kid could do that."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Hold on

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Two stressed drinking birds

Big business is not evil

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'What is your husband's income?'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Figure of Eight