Vision Appreciator Gifts

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.