Picture Appreciator Gifts

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'What if I promise not to look?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'