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"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

'What if I promise not to look?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

"You've changed."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'