View Appreciator Pillows

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

'What if I promise not to look?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"You've changed."

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Tortured Plank

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.