View Admirer Gifts

"What do you think Bob, isn't the view beautiful?"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Country Bumpkin.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Barack Obama.

"HDTV?"

Man on stilts in public toilet.

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

Stilt man feeding storks

Democrats Are Gay for Robert Mueller and It's Getting Silly

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

Kissing Booth

Treason and Patriotic American.

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."