Vr Admirer Gifts

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Cut!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Robot walking pet robot

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"