Raven Admirer Gifts

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Hey, no way!"

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Barnaby Rudge and Grip, The Raven

Barnaby in Newgate

Unknown

Quoth the Ravens

Edgar Allan Poe

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Robocop and Juliet.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'I think he's lonely.'

Robot Jogger

Why would birdie need newspaper?

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Rocket and Witch Race

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Do you think the birds like me?"