Raven Admirer T-Shirts

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Hey, no way!"

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Barnaby Rudge and Grip, The Raven

Barnaby in Newgate

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Quoth the Ravens

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Bird Torture.

Robocop and Juliet.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Rocket and Witch Race

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Robot walking pet robot

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Football