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"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Quoth."

'Nevermore.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Do me next."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Organic Soldering.

'I miss the good old days!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"But I use all of them!"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

The Raven in Flight

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.