Raven Enthusiast Gifts

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Quoth."

'Evermore.'

'Nevermore.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Do me next."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I miss the good old days!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"But I use all of them!"

The Raven in Flight

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'