Rv Aficionado Gifts

'You know, I hear Kansas is quite pretty this time of year.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of a trailer on a hill.

'Nice RV!'

Turtle Trailer Court

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

How am I abducting?

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Be open to help.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Carpet

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Beware of Everything

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."