Rv Aficionado Gifts

'You know, I hear Kansas is quite pretty this time of year.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of a trailer on a hill.

'Nice RV!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

How am I abducting?

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Be open to help.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Carpet

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Beware of Everything

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

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