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Edgar Allen Prozac

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Why moms make bad refs.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

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