Raven Aficionado Gifts

Edgar Allen Prozac

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Why moms make bad refs.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."