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Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Back to school.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Party Party!

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

Sisyphus

World Cup reactions

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

World Cup Fever