Fan Clubs Gifts

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Tony Orlando and Dawn Fan Club: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling

Bob Dylan Fan Club

Bowled over again!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Currently Boston

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'The grudge match.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Pole Vaulting Club

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Time-of-the-month club.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day