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Raptures

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'I hate idol gossip.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

A typical Newcastle fan.

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" tattoo.

"I see you met the author."

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!