Fan Club President Gifts

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'It's been forty years, Wendell -- Annette Funicello is NOT going to answer your letter!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I hate idol gossip.'

'Are there any further nominations?'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Boxer being disqualified.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" tattoo.

"I see you met the author."