Snake Fan Club President Gifts

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Snake Charmer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'I told you it would fit.'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Saint Patrick

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'