Silly Snake Supporter Gifts

'Mumbai street dancers.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Danth battle?

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

The Music Critic.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Snail with pc monitor.

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Prosthetic snake.

Do' you have the time?'