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'Mumbai street dancers.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Danth battle?

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

The Music Critic.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Snail with pc monitor.

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.