Snake Lover T-Shirts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

A snake eats evolving animals.

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

Snake funerals.

'So - how was your trip to Orlando?'

'Seriously, not a single fingerprint?!'

"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"

'I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.'

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'A bit of advice: Make sure your prey is dead before you swallow it, otherwise, it tickles...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Love at first sight.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

Medusa's Hairbrush

"I went with the tasting menu."

Bird escaping it's egg

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

Medusa and snakes wearing facemasks.

"Stick what up?"

Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Light bulb remover boa.

Other uses for boa constrictors: Docking bumper boa.

"And that would be little Susan."

"It's a meerkat, Mother. When I'm pregnant, you'll know."

'I love you, Wally, but I need more wiggle room.'

'Bummer! Big date tonight and I'm shedding all over...'

Insensitive gifts

An exotic dancer and her snake.

with this ring, I thee wed...

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

The Music Critic.

"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"

"Okay, not what Mister Kinky?"