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'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I said slime."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Snarky District

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Shark infested custard!

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."