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"I love it here. No one ever makes eye contact."

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Snarky District

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I said slime."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Shark infested custard!

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"