Snake Lover Gifts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

A snake eats evolving animals.

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Seriously, not a single fingerprint?!'

Snake funerals.

'So - how was your trip to Orlando?'

'A bit of advice: Make sure your prey is dead before you swallow it, otherwise, it tickles...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.'

"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Love at first sight.

An exotic dancer and her snake.

The Music Critic.

"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"

"Okay, not what Mister Kinky?"

Rattle Snake Bad Ideas

Asp Snake

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

Insensitive gifts

'I love you, Wally, but I need more wiggle room.'

"It's a meerkat, Mother. When I'm pregnant, you'll know."

"And that would be little Susan."

Other uses for boa constrictors: Docking bumper boa.

"Stick what up?"

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Medusa and snakes wearing facemasks.

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

Bird escaping it's egg

"I went with the tasting menu."