Snake Aficionado Gifts

'I can't remember it right now, but it's on the tips of my tongue...'

'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'You're way too tense, Kevin. This will help.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'Why, you're right! His eyes are bulging!...

Alright, who had the last toddler?

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Hognose snake dilemma: 'Get away, you stinkin' vulture! I'm only playing dead!'

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

Snake chases 'snakeoil' salesman.

Snakes Return To Ireland

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

Begging Snake

"He's been a good husband and provider, I suppose, apart from the odd hissy-fit!"

"Yeah, spreading your hood should make you look threatening, but in your case, it makes you look like a love-heart..."

When Gorgons Meet

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!"

A snake charmer using a piano to tame a snake.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

'That's the way they would want to go -they're a panto horse duo.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"You're too tense...You've got to learn to unwind once in a while"

Stick em up!

Clancy: Snake Charming

'Gee, Patrick, Ireland must be a dank dreary place without serpents,'

Woman taking keys off her husband who is being eaten by a snake.

The Parliamentary Python

"Who are you calling a stupid asp?"

"I know it's wrong to have favorites, but I simply adore #87."

Tattoo