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At night - snake charmer.

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Snakes are inquisitive creatures ,Miss Bingley.What worries me is ,has he eaten to-day ?'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Timmy Before Lassie

Medusa gets a trim.

"And don't get me started on his irritating hissy-fits!"

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

Free kittens.

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

Snake charmer bitten one too many times has extended His Pungi.

'What did I say - take the strange blue pills out of their pockets before you eat people!'

'Everything comes back in style eventually, so I've decided not to shed this season.'

'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'

Snake alarm clocks.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'

"Humans are strange. They're either terrified or fascinated by us. Nothing in between..."

'Bring on the apple pickers!'

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.