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I knew that guy was bad news.

'Bobby, are you watching those National Geographic horror shows again?'

'Don't chew your food.'

Vicious Circle

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Danth battle?

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'