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"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Danth battle?

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"