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"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

'Another self build...'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

An snail shell with a chimney

Notice - Salt Kills

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Snail to Slug.

'I'm very excited. I'm moving to a clam by the sea.'

'Poor Tina...It's eaten her out of house and home.'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."

Snail with pc monitor.

'Don't do it! You have too much to live for!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Man

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'