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"Oh boy, I'm seriously dehydrated, I'm stuck: Get me a drink quick please..."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Stress'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

On holiday...

Snail crossing

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Snail with pc monitor.

'Love your renovations.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

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"I need a slower internet connection."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"