Snail Advocates T-Shirts

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Ewww

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

'Stress'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Grass huggers.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail trap

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Repossessions

"He's at that awkward age."

'The escargots are underdone.'