"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."
Snail Advocates Gifts
Looking for a gift for a snail advocate? Perfect for those who cherish patience, nature, and the beauty of slow living. Our unique gifts blend humor and eco-consciousness, making them ideal for anyone passionate about snails or sustainable lifestyles. Whether they’re tending a garden or simply appreciate the slow pace, these thoughtful items show you care about their interests and values.
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
Local food for local consumption
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
Slug Bait- snails love it
"Trust me. Don't do it."
Snail Racing
'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".
"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."
Snail Pattern Balding.
Ewww
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'
Snail Coach
'Stress'
Congratulations! When are you due?
"You're right, I can totally see my lung."
Grass huggers.
"Oh that, that's my holiday home."
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."
'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'
Snail trap
On holiday...
"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."
He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.
Repossessions
"He's at that awkward age."
'The escargots are underdone.'
Snail Advocates Gifts Collection
Snail Advocates Mugs
Explore our collection of snail advocate mugs—perfect for brightening mornings and showing support for slow, sustainable living.
Snail Advocates Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring snail advocates’ love for nature into their living space—comfort and eco-charm combined.
Snail Advocates Prints
Browse our charming prints to inspire patience and appreciation for the slow beauty of snails—ideal for home or office decor.
Snail Advocates T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish snail advocate t-shirts—great for spreading awareness and celebrating nature’s gentle pace.