Snail Enthusiasts Gifts

'We object to the term 'snail mail'.'

'We're living together.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"It must be one of these mobile homes!"

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

.00005k run

Egyptian snail...

"I wouldn't sound the alarm yet, sir. The enemy is still about four days march away."

"Before I was reincarnated I was a mailman!"

Igloo snail.

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'Giddyup!'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Are you still homeless?'

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"She's fast."

'That is so uncool. Everyone knows that you wipe off your slime when you're done with the machine.'

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?

Snail Handshake

How Snails Are Born

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

"You shouldn't hold a sneeze in like that."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"