Snail Admirer Gifts

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Do you mind!!?'

Snailboarding.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...'

Nobody thinks you're funny

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

A snail falling down a hole

Good Luck with the Move.

Snail.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Snail Affinity

A Snail with an Indian Teepee for a shell.

Romantic Snails.

Snail with a Box Shell

"It's a tape dispenser, not a sex doll, you twit."

Corrida with snail

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

"This is Sam. He handles our QuickBooks."

Snail Man

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

Snail Mail

Slowcoach Holiday Homes ltd.

Snail Peephole

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."

"The call came from inside your house."

Yeah, his new shell looks weird, but it smells weirdly delicious.

Yeah, I guess it's time to do a little spring cleaning.

Don't sneak up like that - You scared me half to death!

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

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