Snail Admirer Mugs

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Do you mind!!?'

Snailboarding.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...'

Nobody thinks you're funny

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

A snail falling down a hole

Good Luck with the Move.

Snail.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Snail Affinity

A Snail with an Indian Teepee for a shell.

Romantic Snails.

Snail with a Box Shell

"It's a tape dispenser, not a sex doll, you twit."

Corrida with snail

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

"This is Sam. He handles our QuickBooks."

Snail Man

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

Snail Mail

Slowcoach Holiday Homes ltd.

Snail Peephole

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."

"The call came from inside your house."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

For Sale By Owner

Snail Crossing.

Snail crossing

A snail 'Shell-less'.