Snail Aficionado Mugs

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"She's still getting ready."

There's no way I could glide that many inches. 26.2.

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Snail reading about Feng Shui.

Stickum

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

'That's right, sir - they ate the salad.'

Snail Fantasy

The Angry Snail

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Ewww

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I'm a monster."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Congratulations! When are you due?