Snail Aficionado T-Shirts

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"She's still getting ready."

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Snail reading about Feng Shui.

Stickum

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

'That's right, sir - they ate the salad.'

Snail Fantasy

The Angry Snail

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."