Snail Aficionados Mugs

"I hear he came into some money."

"Last night was so disgusting."

Transylvanian Snails.

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Repossessions

Snail trap

Snail crossing

'The escargots are underdone.'