Snail Aficionados Pillows

"I hear he came into some money."

"Last night was so disgusting."

Transylvanian Snails.

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I'm a monster."

Snail Man

Ewww

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

Congratulations! When are you due?

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Stress'

Snail Mail

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

Repossessions