Nail Aficionados Pillows

Man-icure & Pet-icure

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Ewww

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Congratulations! When are you due?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail trap

Repossessions

"He's at that awkward age."